Bullshit Fuckfest

when people use more than one question mark in an email
looking at mayonnaise
grocery shopping
other people’s children
mustaches with no beards
the sound of shaking liquid
Jay Leno
people who think Brad Pitt is hot
irritated taste buds
Megan Fox’s flap jack titties
people while they are eating food (especially ice cream)
people who think going out to eat is “plans for the night”
surprises
Angelina Jolie
women with upside down triangle bodies
people who say “everybody said…” when they really mean one person said it
people who are terrified of my dog who could be killed with one swift kick
people who think Brad Pitt is hot
people who get married on dates like 09.09.09
The Beatles
hippies
monologues
radio commercials that use sound effects because they can and not because they add something to the commercial.
songs that use “I swear it’s true” in their lyrics

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